Dispatches

Filed between timelines, upholstery, and snacks. He’s a hamster. It’s fine.

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Dispatch: On the Visual Documentation Protocol (Unrequested)

Dispatch: On the Visual Documentation Protocol (Unrequested)

by H.M. Sturr Nibbleton, Field Correspondent, Upholstery Navigator, Unofficial Snack Critic

I received the assignment in the usual manner: adhered to a surface I had not intended to interact with.

The note read:

“Maintain visual presence. Document accordingly.”

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Dispatch: The Incident at Gilnar Lounge 7B

DISPATCH: THE INCIDENT AT GILNAR LOUNGE 7B

by H.M. Sturr Nibbleton, Field Correspondent

I would like to state plainly that I did not intend to be present at Gilnar Lounge 7B. I had been aiming for the air-recirculation grate two doors down, which emits a promising aroma of toasted grains at regular intervals. Unfortunately, a pressure differential caught my tail and redirected me through a pneumatic courier tube not meant for mammals of my general shape.

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Dispatch: A Note from the Terminal

by H. M. Sturr Nibbleton

There was, for a time, a plan. I had a map (hand-drawn), a tiny suitcase (borrowed), and a very clear idea of what to pack (a soft sock, a single pistachio, and a half-written postcard I meant to send last spring).

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